ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
November brings an exciting invitation to a party where you’ll reconnect with old friends, make some new ones and discover why you stopped drinking tequila in 2009. A spontaneous romantic encounter could lead to something meaningful, or at least an awkward conversation in the pharmacy the following morning. Financial opportunities abound, particularly for whoever finds your wallet in the back of an Uber. Lucky number: 911.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
The stars are encouraging you to embrace adventure, so naturally you’ll book an all-inclusive vacation where you can eat familiar food and complain about foreigners. A surprise financial windfall arrives mid-month, just in time for your furnace to develop a mysterious $2,800 problem. Romance blossoms when someone attractive smiles at you across a crowded room. Unfortunately, they’re looking at someone behind you. Lucky colour: Sunburn red.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
November promises an exciting new chapter in your love life. You’ll meet someone fascinating, exchange numbers and spend the next three weeks interpreting the meaning of a thumbs-up emoji. A weekend getaway offers the opportunity to reconnect with nature, mostly by getting lost after your phone dies. Your career takes an unexpected turn when your boss discovers what you’ve been posting during work hours. Lucky number: 2. The number of weeks’ notice you’ll be giving.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
A surprise invitation to a fancy dinner will lift your spirits until you discover it’s one of those restaurants where a single carrot costs $38 and the waiter explains the philosophy behind it. Your social calendar fills with exciting opportunities to pretend you’re enjoying yourself. An old flame may reappear toward month’s end, reminding you that sometimes the universe sends people back just to check whether you’ve learned anything. Apparently not. Lucky accessory: Comfortable shoes for a quick exit.
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
November puts you in the spotlight, exactly where you believe you belong. A karaoke night offers the perfect opportunity to showcase your remarkable vocal talents to an audience that was having a perfectly lovely evening until you arrived. A romantic dinner could turn into a passionate affair, especially if you manage to stop talking about yourself long enough to order dessert. Financially, expect a modest windfall, followed by an extravagant celebration that costs three times as much. Lucky song: Anything with a long instrumental break.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
An exciting home renovation project will bring fresh energy into your life, along with dust, marital tension and a contractor who disappears every second Thursday. A weekend trip to a charming bed-and-breakfast promises relaxation until you discover the shared bathroom and a host who insists on joining you for breakfast. Romance improves when you finally stop treating your partner like a poorly organized filing cabinet. Lucky number: 17. The number of trips you’ll make to Home Depot.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
November brings a whirlwind of social invitations, romantic possibilities and opportunities to spend money you haven’t earned yet. A blind date will go surprisingly well until your companion reveals they’re heavily invested in cryptocurrency and would like to explain blockchain over dessert. A shopping expedition could lead to a fabulous new wardrobe and a tense conversation with your credit card company. Lucky phrase: “I thought you were paying.”
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Birthday celebrations get wildly out of hand when what begins as a quiet dinner turns into a midnight adventure involving a hot tub, two strangers and a missing pair of pants. Your magnetic personality attracts admirers, creditors and possibly someone from your past who still has your lawnmower. A surprise gift arrives late in the month. It’s probably a summons, but at least someone remembered your birthday. Lucky drink: Whatever someone else is buying.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Adventure calls this November, and you’ll answer with an impulsive weekend road trip that somehow involves a casino, a questionable motel and breakfast at a gas station. A chance encounter with a mysterious stranger could lead to romance, or an invitation to a timeshare presentation. The stars encourage you to take risks, although they accept absolutely no responsibility for the consequences. Lucky number: 21. Unless you’re playing blackjack.
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Your hard work finally pays off when you’re invited to an exclusive corporate retreat featuring motivational speakers, trust exercises and sandwiches that have been sitting under fluorescent lights since Tuesday. Romance takes an exciting turn when your partner suggests trying something new in the bedroom. You’ll respond by researching the tax implications. A financial opportunity presents itself, but you’ll be too suspicious to enjoy it. Lucky activity: Itemizing receipts.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
November awakens your creative spirit, inspiring you to take up pottery, interpretive dance or some other activity your friends will struggle to support with a straight face. A spontaneous trip to a wellness retreat promises spiritual enlightenment, provided you can survive three days without coffee, alcohol or saying something sarcastic. A new romance blooms with someone who shares your unconventional worldview. Unfortunately, they also believe pigeons are government surveillance devices. Lucky crystal: Whatever’s cheapest at the gift shop.
PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
The stars predict a magical romantic encounter during a weekend getaway. There’ll be candlelight, fine wine and the intoxicating possibility of true love, right up until the other person’s spouse calls. A creative project brings unexpected recognition, mostly from relatives who want to know when you’ll get a real job. Your intuition is particularly strong this month, although it continues to confuse wishful thinking with divine intervention. Lucky number: 3. The number of glasses of wine before everyone becomes attractive.
NOVEMBER’S COSMIC FORECAST
The planets are aligning to bring everyone exciting opportunities, unexpected romance and financial prosperity. Unfortunately, they’re also aligning with Christmas shopping, property taxes, winter tires and the annual discovery that the jacket you loved last year no longer fits.
Remember, the universe works in mysterious ways. So does your Wi-Fi provider, but at least the universe doesn’t charge you $89 a month.