Categories: Horror Scopes

HorrorScopes: March 2026

Aries

March tempts you with “fresh starts,” and you sprint toward them like a motivational poster with anger issues. You’ll announce a bold new plan mid-month — fitness, finances, relationships, something dramatic — and abandon it quietly when it requires consistency. Someone will challenge your authority and you’ll react like they just tried to steal your throne. You crave progress, but mostly you crave applause.
Lucky colour: Inflamed ambition red.


Taurus

March tries to move you. You refuse. Change is in the air, and you respond by digging your heels in like a stubborn ox in a parking lot. Financially, you’re tempted by something expensive and unnecessary — you will justify it as “quality.” Emotionally, you’ll pretend you’re unbothered while clearly being very, very bothered.
Lucky colour: Defensive beige.


Gemini

Your attention span is on spring break. New ideas bloom daily, none survive the week. You’ll flirt with opportunities, ghost responsibilities, and accidentally double-book yourself because you assumed you could bend time. Conversations go well — until someone expects follow-through. March is busy, chaotic, and perfectly tailored to your brand of stylish disarray.
Lucky colour: Distracted daffodil yellow.


Cancer

March melts the ice — and unfortunately, your emotional floodgates too. You’ll revisit an old memory and spiral like it just happened yesterday. Someone close to you needs clarity, but you’ll communicate exclusively through vibes and sighs. Domestic matters take center stage, and you’ll insist you’re “fine” while reorganizing something dramatically.
Lucky colour: Moody thaw blue.


Leo

You enter March ready to dominate, but the universe has cast someone else as lead. Expect ego turbulence. You’ll try to reassert control through charm, style, or sheer volume. It mostly works — until someone unimpressed refuses to clap. This month tests whether your confidence is real or just very well-lit.
Lucky colour: Spotlight gold (slightly flickering).


Virgo

March is messy. You hate that. Plans shift, people disappoint, and nothing aligns with your internal blueprint. You’ll try to fix what isn’t yours to fix and end up exhausted and mildly resentful. Health, habits, and “self-improvement” take over your brain — but you’ll judge yourself harder than anyone else ever could.
Lucky colour: Hypercritical mint green.


Libra

Spring whispers “rebalance,” and you hear “panic softly.” Relationships require decisions, and you’d rather alphabetize your anxiety than choose a direction. You want harmony but keep avoiding the one honest conversation that would create it. Mid-month, someone forces your hand. You’ll smile through it, of course.
Lucky colour: Polite indecision pink.


Scorpio

March drags something hidden into daylight. Secrets? Feelings? That grudge you’ve been polishing since 2017? Something surfaces, and you’ll pretend it doesn’t matter while clearly sharpening emotional knives. Power struggles appear in subtle ways. The question is whether you escalate or evolve.
Lucky colour: Controlled-burn burgundy.


Sagittarius

You’re itching for movement. Travel, new ideas, spontaneous chaos — anything but routine. March offers opportunity, but it also offers responsibility. You will prefer the first and ignore the second. Your honesty is refreshing until it’s reckless. By month’s end, you’ll either have a great story… or a minor apology to issue.
Lucky colour: Restless horizon orange.


Capricorn

March makes you question whether all this effort is worth it. You’ll double down on work, structure, and long-term plans while secretly craving something softer. Someone may call you “intense.” They are correct. You want results, and you want them now, even though you preach patience to everyone else.
Lucky colour: Strategic charcoal.


Aquarius

Your ideas are electric this month — so electric they may short-circuit your actual life. You’re thinking big, abstract, revolutionary. Meanwhile, you forgot to answer three emails and one very important text. March challenges you to balance brilliance with basic functionality.
Lucky colour: Experimental silver-blue.


Pisces

It’s your season, Pisces, and you feel it. Heightened intuition, vivid dreams, and the strong urge to escape reality. March amplifies everything — creativity, sensitivity, and your ability to avoid accountability. Someone grounds you mid-month, and you’ll resent them for being correct. By the end, you’re either inspired… or napping. Possibly both.
Lucky colour: Ethereal seafoam.

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